Legends Cup Round 2

Mrs Donaldsons Introduction To The Race! 

Good morning everyone! It’s time for the main event… STUDENTS versus TEACHERS in the ultimate 6-leg showdown!

Who’s got the speed? Who’s got the skill? And more importantly… which teachers remembered to stretch before this?

Let’s meet our competitors!

Leg 1 – The Egg & Spoon Race! Representing the students, we’ve got Kiki — our fiery Year 12 who looks like she was born ready for chaos! Taking her on is Miss Crompton — the slow baker with humour drier than the school oval in summer. If that egg survives, it’ll be a miracle!

Leg 2 – The Sack Race! Julia, the vague redhead herself, is hopping in for the students… hopefully in the right direction. And against her, the teachers have selected someone tall… someone slow… and someone who may still be trying to figure out how the sack works!

Leg 3 – The Three-Legged Race! Tall RG and ginger Jye are teaming up for the students — a combination of height, speed, and questionable coordination. But the teachers are firing back with the middle-aged dream team: Mr Bailey and Mr Dore. Two men, four legs, and at least one creaky hamstring between them!

Leg 4 – The Crutches Race! The glorious leader Noah steps up for the students! Facing him is Mrs Irons — not known for athleticism, but very likely to get competitive if she is loosening. Students in the front row, stay alert!

Leg 5 – The Costume Sprint! Isabelle is flying the flag for the students in what can only be described as organised confusion. And for the teachers — the ever-so-loud Michelle Donaldson! You’ll probably hear her crossing the finish line before you see her!

And finally… Leg 6 – The Grand Finale Sprint! The champion of champions, Huxley, steps up for the students! Taking him on is Ronnie… a man once described as “quick”… back in 1997. Past his peak? Absolutely. Still talking himself up? Also absolutely!

So students, make some noise for your team! And teachers… good luck. Remember, if things go badly, there’s always sick leave tomorrow.

Students are bringing the speed, the energy, and the entertainment today — while the teachers are bringing sore knees, life experience, and a deep fear of public embarrassment.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Mrs Michelle Donaldson 

Year 12 Year Adviser