Religious Education

Mrs Trish Mitchell
Assistant Principal & Religious Education Coordinator

Heavenly Father,
We thank You for the gift of our fathers, grandfathers, and father figures.
Bless them with Your warmth, strength, and love.
Guide them with Your wisdom as they lead and care for our families each day.
May they always feel appreciated and cherished.
We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen

Father's Day Liturgy

A heartfelt thank you to all the fathers, grandfathers, and father figures who joined us for our Father’s Day celebrations last week! It was wonderful to see so many smiling faces enjoying breakfast together, followed by a beautiful liturgy. We are deeply grateful for the love, and faith you share with our students every day, and we hope you felt truly celebrated by our whole school community.

First Eucharist

Please keep our students in your prayers as they prepare to receive the Sacrament of First Eucharist this coming Sunday. This is such a special milestone in their faith journey as they gather at the Lord’s table to receive Holy Communion for the very first time.

Dad Jokes!

* What’s brown and sticky?	A stick! ~ Cleo
* What do you call an Irish spider?	Patty Long Legs ~ Darcy K
* Why do ducks have feathers?	To cover their butt quack ~ Mila
* Why did the Math book look sad?	Because it had too many problems ~ Annabelle
* I used to work at a bank until a lady came up to ask me to check her balance…	So I pushed her over ~ Maeve G & Sarah
* I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…	Then it dawned on me ~ Chloe
* Why is the library the tallest building?	Because it has so many stories ~ Isabel
* Don’t buy anything with velcro…	It’s a total rip off ~ Violet
* Why don’t astronauts like gravity?	Because it brings them down ~ Sophia
* What do you call a fly without wings?	A walk ~ Samuel
* Why did dad name his lawnmower ‘The Barber’?	Because it gives him a clean cut every time ~ Olly
* Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?	It ran out of juice ~ Hugh
* What did the ocean say to the beach?	Nothing it just waved ~ Violet
* How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?	Ten-tickles ~ Charlotte
* What kind of fizzy drink do frogs drink?	Croak-a-cola ~ William G
* Why can’t a leopard hide?	Because it is always spotted ~ Will R
* I’m so good at sleeping…	I can do it with my eyes closed ~ Violet
* Why don’t you make eggs laugh?	Because they crack up ~ Charli
* I tried to catch a fog…	But I mist ~ Violet
* What do you call a moose with no name?	Anony-moose ~ Henri
* How do you get Pikachu on a trailer?	You Pokemon ~ Sonny
* What do you call a dad who is always cold?	A Pop-sicle ~ Cyrus
* What did the husband say to his wife when she was covered in dandelions?	You look dandy and I’m not lion ~ Mia
* Why did the golfer bring two pants?	In case he got a hole in one ~ Maeve G & Sarah
* How did the hipster burn his mouth?	He ate it before it was cool ~ Jaibaaz
* Why did the banana go to the doctor?	Because he wasn’t peeling well~ Mavy
* Why did the scarecrow win an award?	Because he was outstanding in his field ~ Hana
* What do you call cheese that isn’t yours…	Nacho cheese ~ Ivy
* What do you call an electric parrot?	A shock-atoo ~ Maeve G & Sarah
* My boss told me to stop singing the ‘Believer’ song and I didn’t believe them but…	“Then I saw her face…now I’m a believer!” ~ Maeve & Sarah
* Shout out to the footpath…	For keeping me off the streets ~ Violet
* Did you hear about the guy who invented the ‘knock-knock’ joke?	He won the Nobel prize ~ Zayne
* What do you call a cow that has no legs?	Ground beef ~ Markielle
* Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?	Incase he got a hole in one ~ Maeve P
* I tried to check the fog…	But I mist ~ Arlo
* What tree is the best at Chess?	A Chess-nut ~ Jackson M
* Don’t trust atoms…	They makeup everything ~ Violet
* What is a robot’s favourite snack?	Computer chips ~ anonymous
* What did baby corn say to nan corn?	Where is popcorn ~ Mason T/M
* What do you call an angry bear?	Nothing…just run!!!!! Oliver T/M