The Adventures of Frankie & Ash

Last week Mum took Ash to the vet because she is not running like me.  She does not want to chase ball and she likes to sit down all the time.     I said it was because she is lazy but Mum said the vet said that she has Arthur-itis.   Ash is too young to have Arthur-itis and she has to have needles and NO MORE SCHMACKOS.

Ash is now on Doggy Weight Watchers and can only have carrots and apples for Treats. The vet said Ash is officially chonky.  Mum says she is just short for her weight.  

I am not chonky but I am also being subjected to carrots and apples and so is Rufus.  

This is definitely Unfair.  I am on strike but so far no one has noticed.

That is all.

Frankie (and Ash)