Year 7 English
by Fiona Hindson-Plews
13 days of Christmas (Corona Edition)
On the night of Christmas, Santa was getting ready to deliver his presents. The reindeer were spread out 1.5m apart and getting ready for lift off. Santa was off and ready to deliver the kids their presents. Santa was so excited for Christmas this year, so he started to sing a song.
On the first day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the second day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the third day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: six zooms a day, five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: seven days of learning, six zooms a day, five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: eight grumpy teachers, seven days of learning, six zooms a day, five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: nine missing assignments, eight grumpy teachers, seven days of learning, six zooms a day, five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: ten mental breakdowns, nine missing assignments, eight grumpy teachers, seven days of learning, six zooms a day, five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: eleven hours of TikTok, ten mental breakdowns, nine missing assignments, eight grumpy teachers, seven days of learning, six zooms a day, five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: twelve months of lockdown, eleven hours of TikTok, ten mental breakdowns, nine missing assignments, eight grumpy teachers, seven days of learning, six zooms a day, five visitors, four new puppies, three months at school, two COVID tests, and one case of COVID is too much for me.
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, Daniel Andrews said to me: no more Christmas Day ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
By Lucy Turville (and Matilda Kemp and Danielle Callanan) 7B