Humour

Knock Knock Jokes - Part 2:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Keanu.Keanu who?

Keanu you let me in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell... that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Tank.

Tank who? 

You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing partaking in such terrible jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

To.To who?

Actually, it’s to whom.

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Me obviously!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stickup!