Chaplain’s Spot

“Jokes for hanging out at home”

Humour can help in many situations. Here are a few to add to my usual Monday assembly silliness:

1] Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato!

2] Q: What kind of music do kangaroos listen to? A: Hip Hop

3] Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? A: Because it's pointless.

4] Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?A: Odour in the court.

5] Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? A: a Vel-Crow

6] Q: What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? A: The Space bar!

7] Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad.

8] Rats! I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 10 years in a row now...

9] Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk? A: Ketchup!

10] Q: What is a plumber’s favourite vegetable? A: A leek.

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Alan Silverwood – Chaplain - Pastoral care for our community [Mon Tue Thurs]. [alan.silverwood@education.vic.gov.au] Supporting the School community in emotional, social, spiritual and practical wellbeing. The Chaplaincy program is funded through Federal Government & Community support including; CCCVaT, Great Ryrie Primary School Council and local private and community donations.