Jokes

Friday Funnies

Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?

A: I lava you so much.

Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

A: Because they are always stuffed.

Q: What do you call an old snowman

A: Water.

Q: Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake?

A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.

Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

A: When it’s full.

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.

Q: What animal needs oil?

A: A mouse because it squeaks.

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A: Because he wanted to be a watermelon.

Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?

A: A car.

Q: What animal is best at hitting a ball?

A: A bat.

Q: What race is never run?

A: A swimming race.