Puzzle Page

by Belle York

Say Again...?

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

2. You can't count your hair.

3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.

4. You just tried number 3.

6. When you did number 3 you realised it's possible, but you look like a dog.

7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled.

8. You skipped number 5.

9. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

What's the Point!

What's the best hand to write with? Neither. It's better to write with a pen. I'd tell you a joke about a pencil but it doesn't have any point.

Spooky Supermarket!

A man was caught stealing in the super market today, whilst balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts!!

Riddle Me This!

Q. A father’s child. A mother’s child. Yet no ones son. Who am I?

A. A daughter.

Q. A hiker went without sleep for seven days and wasn't tired. How come?

A. He slept at night.

Q. Who is bigger? Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger, or their baby.

A. The baby, since he is a little bigger.

Q. How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?

A. One. After that it's not empty.