Just Joking!
by Micahel S, Jackson L and Gareth L 7B
Baby Bliss
A nurse says to a new father: "Your baby is very pretty"
The father looks pleased: "Really? Come on, don't you say that to everybody?"
The nurse shakes her head: "No, of course not"
The father wonders: "So what do you say if the baby's ugly?"
The nurse smiles: "Then I say the baby really takes after the father!"
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Because they’re dead.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
