Chaplain's Spot

Some jokes to finish off the term

How is your winter going? It can be a challenging season. I trust that your mid-year holiday break is an enjoyable and restful one. Here are some jokes to end the term.

1. What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon
2. What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
3. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
   Because when you find it, you stop looking.
4. What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
5. Why didn't the hyena cross the road? He was too busy laughing. 
6. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
7. Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers?
   He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
8. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
9. Why did the dinosaur refuse to wear deodorant? He didn't want to be ex-stink.
10. I like jokes about eyes. The cornea, the better.

Do you have any favourite jokes in your family? Feel free to email me them, and perhaps I can put some in my newsletter article next term. 

Toast Tuesday: 

Our free Toast Tuesday program runs from 8.30 until start of school. If you would like to help [and have a WWC card], here is the link for the Term 3 roster - volunteersignup.org/C9AAC. 

Please note: Toast Tuesday will begin in week 2, on 23 July. 

Our second-hand uniform stock is also available for gold coin donations. 

Contact: Feel free to email me, phone me or see me at school on my days listed below.

5 Fun Facts for Kids:

1. The African continent has the most number of countries, a total of 54 nations!
2. Africa is the only continent that covers all four hemispheres.
3. Greenland is the largest island in the world. 
4. The continent of Antarctica has no countries! 
5. Point Nemo in the South Pacific Ocean is the farthest point from land on Earth. It is 2688 km away from the nearest landmass.

Alan Silverwood: Chaplain - Pastoral care for our community. [Tuesday, Friday]

[alan.silverwood@education.vic.gov.au] Supporting the School community in emotional, social, spiritual and practical wellbeing. 

Our Chaplaincy program is funded by the Federal Government’s ‘National Student Wellbeing Program’, the GRPS School Council and donations.