The Adventures of Frankie & Ash

Mum bought us some new harnesses.  Ash loves her harness and fetches it for Mum in the morning,  I do not like my harness.  Ash is stoopid.  Harnesses is clothes and clothes is for hoomans not dogs.  Anyway I let Mum put my harness on because I know it means I come to school.

This two weeks has been pawfectly outrageous.  Mum and Dad decided that we have to sleep in our OWN BEDS.  Because ... waking thems up.  Because ... wants breakfast at 5 am.  Because ... Ash went out to our pool at 3am to cool off and came back on the bed all wet.   So because of stoopid Ash now we have to sleep in our own beds in our room until the loud noise goes off in the morning.  The first two nights we were not happy and Mum had to do some shouting.  We know when she isn't going to budge though so after two nights we became very good girls and now we go to our bed when Mum and Dad go to bed and we don't get up until the loud noise.   We are happy to do this because now we get Nigh Night treats and pats when we go to bed.  Mum says we are Angels.

Dad has been away at Work this week and it has just been us and Mum.  One day Mum got home very late from School and we were NOT HAPPY.  We had to wait until nearly 6 o'clock for our dinner.  We had been very bored so we played some games with Mum when she got home then she got bored so we played some games some more with our Toys until we made SNOW.  Mum was not happy about SNOW because she said we wrecked our penguin toy and made a mess.  We don't care because there is always a new toy and we had fun.

That is all.

Frankie and Ash