Humour

Dad Jokes - I'm Sorry...

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

– Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

– Michael, 14

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

– Michael, 14

Stay away from prunes.

– Randy, 9

Never pee on an electric fence.

– Robert, 13

Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.

– Emily, 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

– Taylia, 11

Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

– Traci, 14

Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.

– Mitchell, 12

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

– Andrew, 9

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

– Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

– Armit, 9

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

– Kellie, 11

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

– Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

– Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

– Joel, 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.

– Ayesha, 13

Never try to baptize a cat.

– Eileen, 8