Humour


 


Just Because Dad Jokes:

 

Why do women love dogs?

Because they do as they’re told.

 

Why do men love dogs?

Because they don’t talk back.

 

Why do dogs love humans?

They don't, they just like biscuits.

 

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Why is Tinder like being on a bus?

Because everyone is on their phones, but no one is talking.

 

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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?