Limericks by 3CT

Enjoy these limericks by students in 3CT

There once was a girl called Daisy

And she was extremely lazy

She stood on her head

Her face turned red

And eventually she just went crazy

By Mimi

There once was a girl called May

Who had an old pile of hay

She kicked it at the wall

Then went to the mall

And she was happy to stay all day

By Owen

There once was a man from Japan

Who was flapping a great big fan

He found a little mouse 

It was inside his house

So he drove it away in a van

By Elspeth

The once lived a tiny lady called June

She lived on the dark side of the moon

One day she fell

And didn’t feel too well

But she landed on a round golden spoon

By Annabel

There once was a man called Dan

He would always cook stuff in his pan

He burnt his thumb

He spilt his rum

And drove to the pub in his van

By Hector

Up in space lived a girl named Bloom

She took a wrong turn off the moon

She landed on a daisy

And went extremely crazy

But went back to the moon quite soon

By Evie

There once was a man from Vietnam

All day he ate toast with jam

It tasted really bad

He felt extremely mad

So he threw it at the wall with a bam!

By An

There once was a girl called Clover

Who got run over by a Land Rover

She bounced off the roof

With only a broken tooth

She was happy that her life wasn’t over

By Benji

Once there were three SandWing queens

One smug, one cruel and one mean

They started a war

The conflict grew more

It was stopped by bunch of teens

By Abi