Jokes

Cheesy Jokes that You'll Laugh at For No Reason

Q1. When do you stop at green and go at red?

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Let us in!

Q2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe go away?!

Q3. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I'll tell you.

Q4. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Iva

Iva who?

I've a sore hand from knocking.

ANSWERS:

A1. WATERMELON

A2. An INVESTIGATOR

A3. You can't TUNA fish

A4. She'll LET IT GO

(: I warned you they were cheesy! :)