HaHa Humour
by Gareth and Jackson 7B
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
Today I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
What do you call a cross between…
…a joke and a rhetorical question?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear