The Adventures of Frankie & Ash 

We are writing to you this week to tell you that life is Not Fair.  There is being food on the laundry bench for weeks and weeks and weeks that is "No Frankie" and "leave the cat food alone Frankie" and that is Not Fair.   The cats clearly don't want the food because it is Still There after breakfast and dinner.

A girl can't help it when that lovely fishy smell is in her nose all the time and the stoopid cats don't eat their dinner all up like Ash and me do.

Ash is not smart enough to work things out like me, but I put my thinking paws on and worked out how to get High Up.    All you have to do is stand on Jarvis (Mum and Dad's robovac) with some back paws, and put some front paws on the laundry bench and all those lovely fishy biscuits are mine!!

Dad was shouty and Mum said "no dinner for you" and now Jarvis is moved and there is no way to get High Up anymore.

Very.  Not.  Fair.

That is all for now.

Frankie & Ash